Woe is the fate of these poor tulips, casualties of Royal Wedding Fever. This article from London’s Daily Mail makes me sad, and kind of irritated – read on to see how a gift of replacement flowers was rebuffed. I think the gardening company involved should tell the Royal Gardeners to sod off. Off with … Read moreTulip Tragedy at the Royal Wedding! Off With Their Heads!
Royal wedding? Gag me with a silver spoon! Some people have had enough. Apparently there’s a significant number of Britons who’ve discovered that combining the Royal Wedding day (many businesses are closing) with May Day and Easter weekend, they can take an 11 day vacation w/ only 3 days off work. Now that’s what I … Read moreRoyal wedding? Or Royal Pain? Some Brits are not amused.
The Daily Mail reports that Prince William’s cousin Zara Phillips is giving herself a new royal title: Lady Banana of Matrimony II. Zara is engaged to marry her longtime rugby star boyfriend. She’s beautiful, blonde, and will no doubt have a flawless wedding. BUT, you see, she’s managed to schedule it a few months after … Read moreThe Ultimate Second Banana Wedding – bless her heart